Barter Station

I am open to barter from customers for products and services as well, lets see what we can do for each other!

All barter offers will be considered excluding but not limited to the following :

1. Anything that will get YOU kicked out of your house, church, or marriage

2. Fired from your job

3. Require you or ME to do any time in a state or federal penitentiary

4. Anything that would necessitate the immediate release of my 100lb Mastiff to the back of your neck